Merlin

Good day to you, I am Merlin, or more famously, Merlin the Magician. I was born in the town of Carmarthen in about 1136 AD to a former nun. My father is the devil who took advantage of my mother, one night as she slept. I was born looking like an old man and had the ability to speak. At 18 months old I testified on behalf of my mother to the supreme judge who had charged her with adultery due to her ignorance of whom my father was. I proved to be quite helpful in her case, as I new from the moment of conception what my father had done. I was immediately baptized after birth relinquishing any former ties I had to my father and his demonic powers. I was a prophet, bard, tutor, and adviser to Arthur.